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Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do married men like sucking dick?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

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Minds and Behinds

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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